Palmo Anest

How to tell if you are a Medical or Surgical patient?

Heard this joke from an Australian anaesthetist in the MSAASM 2006:-

In a paediatric ward, there are two patient in a room. One is a Surgical patient and another Medical patient.

The Medical patient ask: what is this medical and surgical patient thingy? How do u tell who is surgical and who is medical?

Surgical patient: It's easy... If u are sick, admitted to the hospital and your doctor make u well, u r Medical. But is u were well but admitted to the hospital and ur doctor did something to u that make u feel sick, u r Surgical!

Cheers!

posted by LT @ 10:59 PM